You hate us; at least you say you do! Generations of Anti American journalists, entrenched political elites and Universities Professors the world over have had a fine old time cataloguing with how truly awful we are. Moreover, the rising tide of Americans who have fallen victim to cleverly constructed intellectual traps is obvious as well.
So much noise about re establishing “our place in the world”, so much criticism and so many self-hating Americans. What to do?
First a question: Why are we on the dock for such rampant criticism? Is it jealousy, genuine policy disagreements, single superpower status, fear, loathing, a mindless commitment to post Marxian analysis? All of that applies to some degree.
However, the main reasons are because you can and you need to. There is no price to pay for getting on board the “Target America” bandwagon. No one is severely punished for anti Americanism and you know it, you also know we’re bigger than that. We accept your insults and go on. We even try to accommodate you, but it’s rarely enough. We understand that you need to create a sense of superiority. We understand that the mindless, institutionalized criticism and rejectionism is an easy place for you to go. However, rejoice and be glad because, you win! We give up!
No more global policeman, no more attempts at dominating global policy, no more multi-national military expeditions. From now on, we promise to behave!
In the afterglow of your newfound joy, you might ask; so, what is going to happen now?
NATO and the EU:
NATO is just a projection of American imperialism (generally accepted post Marxian analysis) so we’re getting out. There are no seminal military threats to Europe so our guys are coming home. We will relocate what small number of facilities we need to Eastern Europe where they welcome our presence and we will enjoy the added benefit of more favorable strategic positioning. The 60 years of U.S. security guarantees for Europe are no longer necessary. Oh, by the way, the EU community is going to have to re-militarize. All of that great social democratic entitlement spending that you could afford because of U.S. security guarantees are going to be a thing of the past. The days of getting away with 1% of GDP for military spending are over. You’re going to have to think about a bit of economic reprogramming.
We sincerely hope that the ever-increasing aggressiveness of Russia is not a problem for you guys. We also hope that the issues related to violent Islamists in North Africa will work out for you as well; they are awfully close to you but we’re out of the policeman business just as you wanted. Moreover, while we’re on the subject of Africa, you really screwed up the post Colonial transitions and, well, could you fix that?
Regarding the Iranian issues, the missiles that can reach Paris might be a bit of a concern. We encourage you to continue the negotiations. We are confident in your ability to talk Iran out of its goal of becoming the dominant regional player in the Middle East. You have our every confidence that you can talk the Iranians out of: acquiring nuclear weapons, creating the potential for a maelstrom in the Middle East, domination of Iraq, intimidation of Saudi Arabia and Egypt and utilization of surrogates to control the Levant. The Iranian positioning that could result in the absolute control of the global oil flow will not, we trust, present overbearing problems for your well documented diplomatic skills and superior sophistication in these matters. With the U.S. bully out of the picture, our confidence is high that you can resolve these issues.
Oh, and check in with North Korea as they have been spotted at alleged nuclear sites in Syria and Iran. It is probably nothing but you might want to check.
The Balkans could come apart on you again. We’re sure the EU bureaucracy has learned its lessons from that embarrassing first time around. We hope so, because we will not be around to bail you out the second time around.
Just a few more things. We know how you hated the idea of the U.S. as the single remaining superpower and since we’re retiring from that role, you might want to be careful with that superpower thing going forward. Just saying, China is on the horizon. China is engaged in a historic military buildup, sucking up energy in support of industrialization, making nice, nice noises with Russia, reviving the threats against Taiwan, generating pollution on a historic scale and they are highly concerned about the availability of natural resources. You will no doubt remember a similar situation with Japan in the late 1930’s and early 1940’s.
One last thing you might want to think about historically, the evidence against confederations as lasting political solutions is significant and the EU is, in fact, a confederation. Our own founders grappled with issues of confederation and accepted the historic lessons of the Dutch, German, Italian and Greek confederations of the past. They don’t work in the long term. Just saying, it was typically the pressure of events combined with conflicting national interests that split up confederations. The EU cannot afford a failed confederation in the absence of a friendly superpower.
The UN:
We’ll stay in the UN, for a while. It will be our turn to pontificate endlessly about the failures of others; we wouldn’t want to miss out on that kind of fun. Since it will take a while to remove the “stench” of our former “imperialism”, we’ll need to take a pass on peacekeeping until we’ve completely reconstructed our image and rebuilt “our place in the world”. We now get to play without having to take the responsibility. We remain confident that others, in our absence, will step up to the issues of the day. Hell, we may just go ahead align with the third world block, you know, just for fun.
Security Council veto power, that could be a problem. As we turn inward and decouple from a wide variety of alliances and issues, the entire definition of our self-interests is going to change dramatically. It’s actually going to be about our self-interests in a much more narrow sense than has ever been the case in the modern age. Former superpowers have to adopt more narrow definitions of interest, similar to what Russia is doing. We hope that does not create too significant of a problem for you.
UN funding, yea we are going to have to adjust there as well. We’ll still contribute our fair share for administrative and humanitarian relief but we’re going to fund on an issue-by-issue basis beyond that. If, in our new posture as talkative observer and energetic critic, we think the UN is off track on an issue we will not participate in the funding for that issue. Voting with dollars might work where persuasion and presentation of strategic imperatives has not.
We will eventually replace our participation in the UN with an organization that fits our new foreign policy standards. Democratic nations that honor human rights (see below) will be our new standard. We will be compelled to organize this new international organization, because we simply cannot be associated with nations that do not fit those standards and the UN is chock full of them.
Foreign Policy:
Foreign Policy gets a lot easier under our new “best behavior” standards that you have so graciously defined for us. We’ll be reducing the scope of our diplomatic missions as the issues that we’re engaged in will, in all likelihood, be reduced by a factor of one half. Our missions will focus on trade, culture, human rights and humanitarian efforts. That’s what you wanted, Right?
We will apply a human rights threshold to all diplomatic relationships. Good bye to: Pakistan, Central Asia, Saudi Arabia, most of Africa, China, North Korea, Iran, and Syria to name just a few. We realize that these countries are a source of most of your problems but hey, a standard is a standard!
No more renditions, no more Gitmo, and no more intelligence from those sources. While we’re on the subject of Gitmo, you have to take back all of your bad guys. You want Gitmo closed; you have to take the bad guys back from whence they came. We know you don’t want to, but that’s life after Gitmo. This might end up being one of those “be careful what you wish for moments” but you have absolutely killed us over Gitmo. So, as I say, we give up!
Perhaps you could use the energy you focused on us: Gitmo, Abu Grabe, renditions etc, to focus on 17,000 disappeared persons in Syria or thousands of political prisoners in Iran, repression in Egypt, honor killings and forced marriages in Europe, just a suggestion.
We know you have had problems with us when we have not been involved in issues and we know you have had problems when we have been involved in issues. We are a bit confused about that but we think our new approach will clarify the issue for all.
Hey, we think you guys at the UN and EU can do it! OK, we know the Balkans got screwed up and that Darfur is a mess. African political systems are unreal, repressive governments reign supreme in the Middle East. Russia is an emerging threat; Turkey wants in to the EU but cannot get there. Radical Islamism is a lot closer to Europe, Asia and Africa that it is to us. Economic growth is an issue and immigration is a massive threat to traditional European structures. African economies and health conditions are dismal. The need will exist to provide for your own defense and will have a major impact on your economies. The need to balance security issues with commercial issues is going to be a challenge, but those are not our problems anymore. Relieved?!?
We know that we will have to adjust economically as well, but we’re much better positioned to do that than anyone else. We will suffer through a period of readjustment but relatively speaking we should be OK. Just think of all the money we’re saving that we can invest in re-industrialization, green technology, alternate energy sources, government sponsored market share dominance ( just like Japan in the 80’s, no one raced to our side on that one, so we guess it’s OK). We’ll have hundreds of billions of dollars that we can spend, well…..on us.
Foreign Aid will also take on the human rights threshold. If your not a democracy or clearly moving toward democracy, no aid. If there are clear Human Rights violations, no aid. This standard eliminates a significant percentage of the globe. Again, just think of all the money we’re saving with these new standards. The reinvestment in American companies, American ingenuity and productivity will be massive. That’s a good thing for you guys, right?
The World Bank is, according to many, another extension of American imperialism and a reflection of our attempt to dominate others economically. Since we are careening away from anything that smacks of imperialism the World Bank is going to have to get along without us as well.
Of course, just a few minor consequences to our new “non-intervention, anti imperialist, good neighbor” policy are going to have to be addressed.
Ø Taiwan is on its own.
Ø Japan will have to deal with their regional defense issues without American military presence.
Ø Same with South Korea. The 39th Parallel is all yours.
Ø Economic impact of American bases worldwide is going away.
Ø Mutual defense agreements have to be voided.
Ø No more security guarantees in the Middle East.
Ø Afghanistan is likely to return to Taliban rule as a radical Islamist state.
Ø Iraq is going to descend into a “real” civil war, with Iran the likely winner. Iran will be the dominant regional power from the southern Persian Gulf to the Levant to the Horn of Africa.
Ø East Africa will be dominated by Iran and its surrogates and create a chokehold on the Straights of Hormuz. Check the map.
Ø Hamas and Hezbollah will emerge as states within states.
Ø Lebanon will likely come under Hezbollah hegemony, meaning Iranian influence.
Ø The Gulf States and Kuwait will be in jeopardy to Iranian intimidation and annexation.
Ø Defending the rights of free passage in The Persian Gulf could be a problem as will the oil flow. China will not be happy about that.
Ø Iran will likely emerge as a nuclear power.
Ø Iranian surrogates will likely have access to nuclear devices.
Ø Overall, nuclear proliferation will escalate, especially in the Middle East.
Ø China or Russia will attempt to emerge as global superpowers.
There could also be a set of more direct conflicts that need to be addressed:
Japan v. China Europe v. Middle East extremism
Russia v. Western Europe, especially regarding energy Russia v. The Balkans
Russia v. Georgia and the former Soviet Republics Russia v. Central Asian Republics
Russia v. Eastern Europe Iran v. the Shiite Middle East
Venezuela v. non socialist South and Central America Iran v. Gulf States
Iran v. Saudi Arabia Iran v. Egypt
Israel v. the majority of the Middle East No. Korea v. So. Korea
No. Korea v. Japan
It goes on, but now, it goes on without us.
Defense Policy:
Our new defense policy will revolve around a few core issues and missions:
Ø Attacking America and Americans will simply not be worth it anymore. Attacks will be met with an overwhelming reaction guided by general as opposed to specific intelligence.
Ø Defense policy will, additionally, focus on protection of American economic interests. We will have eliminated a significant number of our traditional political interests so military protection of economic interests is necessary, no more nationalizing American capital investment.
Ø We will as part of the effort to reconstitute our forces focus on domestic security.
Ø We will further reconfigure our tactics, equipment and capabilities to minimize the need for foreign bases and maximize the ability to strike anywhere on the globe, quickly.
Ø We will adopt the approach of the Ancient Romans. If any American citizen anywhere is the world suffers, murder, kidnapping, violence or violations of their rights as a function of political or terrorist activities we will punish whomever we think may have been involved. The punishment will not be a measured response unless the measure is somewhere in the neighborhood of 20 to 1. It will become a death sentence to target Americans. This includes state sponsors.
Ø We will make an exception and continue to support Israel, sorry about that, but clearly no one else will. Israel gets all the stuff they could possibly need. They have actually been a friend to us.
Ø We will maintain our alliances with traditional allies who meet the human rights standards, but it won’t really mean much as we’re not going to honor the attack one, attack all provisions. You know, just like NATO in Afghanistan, where most members refuse to engage militarily.
Ø We will continue to pursue and eliminate terrorist organizations that threaten America wherever we can find them. It will not necessarily be surgical. Political considerations will take a back seat to security considerations. In light of our new homeland defense posture and our Roman Empire approach to retaliation, it will be our expectation that, in fairly short order, everyone will “get it”. They will of course test us and we will ace the test to their great discomfort. There is an alternative for those of you who harbor threats to the U.S. Take care of it yourself; it will be better for you in the long run.
We do not want you all to have to go completely “cold turkey” on anti Americanism so we are hanging in there with Israel and aggressive elimination of terrorists. It’s the least we can do.
Economic Engagement:
The diplomatic standards apply to trade agreements as well. If you’re a bad guy, we’re not going to let American companies deal with your country. Again, we’ll suffer a bit over that one for a while but whose better positioned to handle it?
No Do-Over:
You cannot change your collective minds. There will be no “do-over”! You see, we’re really tired and if, after everything is said and done, (more said than done typically) and with so many of you actually seeing us as the major threat to peace in the world: what can we say?
It is certainly the case that nature abhors a vacuum, however, you’re going to have to find a way to fill the vacuum without us. Should Russia, China or India emerge as a malevolent global superpower we will no longer be positioned as an effective counter weight. By that time, we will have so fundamentally altered our strategic approach to global issues as to be unable to really do anything about it, not that we would anyway based on our new best behavior standards of global citizenship.
Removing Tongue from Cheek:
OK, time to extract tongue from cheek. Why ramble though 2500 words to envision a situation that is clearly not going to happen, is more than a little oversimplified, in reality should not happen and is likely not in our long term interests?
Because criticism is fine, we’ve sacrificed a lot to insure we and many others enjoy the conditions under which they are free to criticize. Nevertheless, what happens if you actually get what you’re asking for, what are the alternatives and what are the consequences?
We’ve let everyone off the hook when it comes to actually facing the consequences of what might happen were America to “give up” and return to its isolationist traditions. You will, no doubt, remember that neutrality was the first guiding principal of American foreign policy in the late 18th century under George Washington and fundamentally remained so until the early 20th century. The recent past is an exception to the American instinct.
You may be unhappy with any variety of American policies or activities; there are valid criticisms to be had, internationally and domestically. However, when you seriously think about what would actually happen were we to withdraw from the world stage the consequences are clear; Chaos!
Why has President Sarkozy attempted to alter the French approach and more importantly the tone? A valid argument can be made that, he understands in a strategic sense, that America is, collectively, getting tired of swimming against the international tide. The American self-image is so at odds with the perceptions of our “friends” that one wonders if all is not lost in the perception battle.
A serious survey of attitudes toward America within our alliances is frightening and frustrating. Forget our enemies, our friend’s offer us little credit or public recognition for the security and economic guarantees that, for instance, allowed Europe to rebuild and establish tangible democracies with effective economies. There is no large contextual view of America and American contributions, just a seemingly endless list of complaints and criticisms. It is difficult to rationalize the public posturing by “friendly” political figures that you know understand the dynamics of America’s role in the world and yet cannot find the courage to address it publicly and honestly. Were there some balance to the discussion the frustration would be mitigated, but there typically is no such balance in a general sense.
Anyone who has raised children or run a business knows that while you do not want to base your relationships on fear, the total absence of fear leads to nothing but trouble and anarchy. If there is no fear of consequences, there are no points of control and no ability to create the space to allow for the development of better behaviors and instincts.
The fact is that a significant portion of the globe fears American capabilities. North Korea fears the potential of an angry, retaliatory America and does not push the envelope as far as they would like to. Iran does not fear American capabilities with the predictable results we have seen over the past few years. To maintain the capability to instill fear is expensive in lives and treasure and necessary for any semblance of global order. In our absence, who provides the fear factor?
What kept the Soviet Empire together considering the vast divergence of languages, ethnic groups, tribal groups and traditional nationalities? Fear! Granted the American version of fear is in the potential and the Soviet version was a horrific daily experience but we should recognize this dynamic for what it is.
Like it or not, there is a widening disconnect between our traditional allies and ourselves. We do not see things in the same way. The prism of perspective is very different and getting more so. For instance combining all manner of U.S. support, public and private, there is no more generous nation in history. Yet, many of our allies criticize us for not doing more, for not committing a percentage of GDP and yet fully ignore the actual number of dollars. In Montreal during the excitement surrounding the Live8 concert there was a newspaper poll. The question was, should Canada do more for the less fortunate around the globe or increase social spending domestically. Social spending domestically was the preferred option by nearly 70%. It is, therefore, very difficult to accept Canadian criticism of our role.
There is not another nation in history that has militarily conquered the landmasses that we have and then, essentially left. Nor has any other nation in history made the commitments to rebuild former enemies in the manner we have. No other nation in history saw the long-term strategic benefits of independent, democratic, economically self-sufficient nation states as a part of their own national self-interest and security.
Before World War II there were 20 democracies, there are now about 120. The occurrences of modern democracies making war on other democracies is nearly nil. The absence of inter-democratic strife is the strongest argument for the value and validity of American foreign policy in the post World War II world with a tip of the hat to Churchill.
If we were truly, the imperialists we are accused of being Europe, Japan, The Philippines, Mexico, parts of Central America, North Africa and portions of the Levant would be American territory.
It is an unfortunate likelihood that only an abject tragedy will result in a new context of confluence with allies. The key political question for the allies is when they need us, which they eventually will; will America be willing or able? Will the decades of resistance to American culture, attitudes, efforts and policy result in hesitation at the critical moment?
At this moment in time, we’re trapped in any number of unhealthy relationships and responsibilities. We must begin to tactically shift responsibilities and be willing to stand aside as consequences occur. The lessons for us and for others should be found in consequences. Sometimes things just have to follow their course, most especially in a strategic re-alignment, which we must consider seriously.
There is much we must do for ourselves: intelligence collection and analysis, anticipation of unintended consequences and a more aggressive representation of American positions. We must also aggressively consider what underlying values will consistently support our commitments.
We must be more values orientated in our foreign policy and its military extensions. It appears to be a consistent equation that when we set aside values is when we suffer the most egregious unintended consequences. When we allow the tactical expediencies of the moment to overwhelm larger issues and values we, inevitably pay a high price in life, treasure and moral authority.
We will not restore our “moral authority” by giving up and retreating from the world. Despite the rhetoric, objective thinkers the world over understand the role we play and the crucial nature of that role. However, when we support the Afghan insurgents for the purpose of poking a stick in the Russian eye, we pay a price. When we support a corrupt regime in Uzbekistan to procure bases to fight the very people we supported in the previous example we pay a price. When we position ourselves as oil dependant we guarantee funding to those who are committed to our destruction. When we support an Egyptian regime that cannot but fail in the long run we pay a price. When we ignore Saudi corruption and support for terrorism, we engage in creating the potential for horrific consequences.
While I have indulged in some degree of sarcasm related to human rights it was only to make a point. The real point is, however, that if we cannot come to define, clearly, standards of international behavior that we are and are not willing to accept as a threshold for American support and engagement we will never work our way out of the oxymoronic commitments and relationships we are currently engaged in. The real point is that we are a great nation, like no other in history. We have much to be proud of and we have many lessons to learn from our failures. Learning those lessons, defining standards, avoiding expediencies, being clear on what is in the national interest and aggressively pursuing those questions will allow us to remain a great nation.